Trash. She is such trash.

I am caviar and champagne and she is a lukewarm cup of 2 minute noodles with a Kraft single melted on top.

Trash. She is such trash.

I cancelled my doctor's appointment. My usual doctor is out sick, so they palmed me off onto the only doctor who ever seems to be available. It's not hard to imagine why ... he's just ... creepy.  The two times I've seen him his hands were swollen and scaly and his office has this smell, it's hard to describe but it's like pork, dustballs and ( Read more... )